Hey Everyone!
It’s been a surprisingly long while (week and a half!) since my last post, so I’ve decided to get back to making more awesome content!
This time, I’m going to talk about an important procedure, the “square root curve.” Popular among students and notorious among teachers, it is the function:
where x is the score a student earns and is the new, inflated score.
But although we know it yields higher scores for , what does it do to numbers greater than 100?
Intuitively, I’d say it would decrease the score. But just to confirm, solve ; you end up with
.
Now the next question is: if you take infinite square root curves of any positive score, will your value approach to 100? Let’s find the value of a positive score iterated through infinitely:
Substituting s into itself,
But note that this only works for positive real numbers. And we know that it won’t work for zero; the square root function just returns zero infinetly. So that means we’ve got the nonnegative values covered for infinite iterations of the squareroot curve.
THIS ISN’T SATISFYING ENOUGH FOR ME THOUGH, and it shouldn’t for you either! What about negative numbers? Negative numbers should be able to withstand the squareroot curve, right? Who cares about rules.
Well it turns out that we can use the complex plane to our advantage in seeing what value negative numbers converge to. Or for that matter, all complex numbers!!! This would be awesome, and would have no practical applications whatsoever! (Unlike my previous posts – but it’s fun, so why not go ahead?)
So thus I restate the question here: Do ALL nonzero, complex-number test scores converge to a final grade of 100+0i under infinite applications of the squareroot curve?
It turns out that this is a relatively simple problem that just isn’t thought about enough. At first, I tried to futilely use derivatives, calculus, and complex analysis to reach an answer. But here’s a more rigorous, simpler, and undeniably beautiful solution:
All numbers can be expressed as
, where
is the angle of a value in the complex plane, and
. It is well known that
. So using this knowledge, it is easy to reason out the answer using our previous finding:
- The magnitudes converge to 100. That’s because the magnitude of
is always
– for ANY complex number. Assuming nonzero-ness, we can use our infinite-square-root solution, since magnitude will ALWAYS be positive, by definition.
- The angles converge to 0. As you infinitely divide the angle
by 2, you soon get to the point where the angle approaches zero.
Thus, we can say that the resultant value approaches to !
See how wonderful that solution was? Now we know definitively that any complex nonzero score will approach 100 after infinite applications of the squareroot curve. So we can find solace in the fact that any (non-zero) grade, whether real or complex or earned or imagined, will be brought to 100 if your teacher is generous enough.
Just try not to get a zero, though. If you do, you might have a teeny bit trouble getting your score to change. Not to mention that you have earned the ONLY single score that will not converge towards 100 in the infinite squareroot curve process.




